1. Yeah Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies and they died.

  2. But where was Kanye when Miley won the VMA am I right ladies?

    fuckyeahloldemort:

    you are SO right

  3. 6 months later

    I’m finally done with you and your shit

    • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    • guys: ew fat chicks
    • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
    • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
    • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
    • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
    • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
    • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?